Friday, July 18, 2008

John Mayer...or the Bible?

I like John Mayer. I like the Bible. For good laughs on a down day, I like to read my favorite Bible passages in the Message version of the Bible on my favorite scripture look-up site. In fact, the title for this blog hails from the Message version of the Bible!

So, when I found this quiz on John Mayer vs. the Message version of the Bible, I was thrilled!

Here's how it works:
Below are 15 quotes. Some are from John Mayer songs. Some are from the Message version of the Bible. See if you can guess which is which:

1. Is this passage John Mayer or the Message Bible?
Then they get in all their shopping sprees. At day's end I'm ready for sound sleep

2. Is this passage John Mayer or the Message Bible?
Belief is a beautiful armor, but makes for the heaviest sword

3. Is this passage John Mayer or the Message Bible?
Now we see everything that's going wrong, with the world and those who lead it

4. Is this passage John Mayer or the Message Bible?
I dare to believe that the luckless will get lucky someday.

5. Is this passage John Mayer or the Message Bible?
She takes you in with your crying eyes, then all at once you have to say goodbye

6. Is this passage John Mayer or the Message Bible?
You should have seen that sunrise with your own eyes, it brought me back to life

7. Is this passage John Mayer or the Message Bible?
I'm tired of all this—so tired. My bed has been floating … on the flood of my tears.

8. Is this passage John Mayer or the Message Bible?
Take all your wasted honor, every little past frustration, take all of your so called problems, better put them in quotations.

9. Is this passage John Mayer or the Message Bible?
She says the bible is all that she reads and prefers that I not use profanity

10. Is this passage John Mayer or the Message Bible?
And I will walk outside on my own into the light, the kind of clarity that only comes to me on Sunday's shine, Sunday's shine

11. Is this passage John Mayer or the Message Bible?
I've thrown myself headlong into your arms— I'm celebrating your rescue.

12. Is this passage John Mayer or the Message Bible?
He comes up empty. A string of zeros.

13. Is this passage John Mayer or the Message Bible?
Someday I'll fly, someday I'll soar

14. Is this passage John Mayer or the Message Bible?
Nightly he strolls in our garden, delighting in the flowers, until dawn breathes its light and night slips away

15. Is this passage John Mayer or the Message Bible?
You tell me where to go and though I might leave to find it, I'll never let your head hit the bed without my hand behind it

Are you confident in your answers? Here are the correct answers.

Original quiz can be found on this site at Stuff Christians Like.

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